Kick Off!

No, not the game, sadly. Sorry Dino Dini. No, what with this being a football themed sort of thing (albeit pretend computery football played on an enormous spreadsheet), I thought I'd start with a suitably footbally comment. So I did, up there.

So yes. Football Manager Live. The best waste of time since staring out of the window was invented (shortly after the invention of boredom and windows). Sucks hours out of your life, some money out of your bank account, and convinces you it's a good thing. And it is! Never have tiny dot-like representations of footballers been more appealling.

So this is my chronicle of my the history of my two glorious examples of footballing mediocrity, Onion Terror FC (Fantasy GW Valderrama) and Strathcarnage (RS GW Ramos).

Enjoy. Or don't. Like I care, cementhead.